Yes, you read that head-line right.

No, I am neither drunk, nor making that up.

Captain Picard does indeed want our help to build flying robots to steal whale snot.

For science!

Link to the Snot-Bot Kickstarter.

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Yes I said my MOM.

4. "No sex until you're eighteen."

Yes. My mom put it that way when she told me.

3. "I'll buy you condoms if you don't have enough pocket money."

Jeez, I could just stop eating so much junk food or something...

2. "Why in the fuck does every musical need prostitutes, brothels and pimps? That's just the type of thing I don't like to see."

Watch the Count of Monte Cristo musical, Jekyll and Hyde, Elisabeth....and you'll know what I mean...

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What if I told you that there's a new Anime series out on Netflix, for all you fans out there of mecha, dragons, and vore?

And it's freaking adorable?

Full disclosure: 'Only' seen two episodes yet, but considering that's a sixth of the episodes out right now (IE, 12) I felt confident enough I've been enjoying it to recommend it to you guys.

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Sure it's a thing for children but Ariel came the fuck out of nowhere because the magical necklace Sofia has summoned her or something like that. And they start singing. Be

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Source.

In Rarity's defense, she does wear the 'minor elder god' look quite well.

Sequel image!

Source.

I honestly don't care how stupid the central idea of this is. That face at the end?

"Oh my gosh, he did it. My brain's melting, and for some reason I'm hallucinating pastel ponies in my final moments."

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[Insert party-horn here!]

I've been silent for a bit, I know, but I didn't want such a mile-stone 'used up' on some run-of-the-mill, bog-standard random crap.

I've been waiting on some A++ grade weird crap to get such a prestigious blog!

Without further ado, Japans new answer to Equestria Girls!

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Well guys, it's happening. I'm opening myself up to commissions.

Why?

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